Lil' dude, you are going to a sleep over tomorrow night at your man J's.
Please be on your very best behavior.
Please don't pee the bed.
Please don't eat so much junk like Cheetos, Tootsie Frooties, Fruit Roll-Ups, or Easy Cheese on Ritz.
Please do not drink anything but the water and milk I pack for you.
Please don't touch any of Auntie K's fancy things.
Same goes for Uncle M's jackknife collection.
Please don't call me or Daddy to come pick you up because you have a bad dream.
Please don't chew on J's delicious little arms.
Please don't forget to sign please.
Please make sure you build at least one fort in the living room with all the cushions and blankets and pillows you can find.
Please remember your goodnight kisses.
Please don't steal any of J's cool John Deere toys.
Please brush your teeth before you go to sleep.
Please clean up after yourself.
Please do have fun.