You never stop talking.
I am your mother.
And your Grandma G. is your grandmother.
And your great-Grandma S. is your great-grandmother.
So, I get it.
You're a talker if not by heritage alone.
We're women! Who have a lot to say.
Like, so much a lot.
Ask your Daddy.
Or your Papa.
If great-Grandpa R. was here, he would totally concur.
And as you continue to talk your tiny face off, I must force myself to remember not just what you say, but how you say it.
I, admittedly, will be sad the day your language and vocabulary straightens out permanently.
Chapstick- Patchick
BandAids- Belmans
Sippy Cup- Siccy Cup
Just in Case- Case in Sure
Umbrella- Cabrella
High Heels- Dot Shoes
CSI- Cop Show
Grey's Anatomy- Doctor Show
Minnesota Lynx- Girl Timberwolves
Movie Theatre- Movie Gator
Chipotle- Poachlay
Lemonade- Lemmelade
Sprinkles- Sparkles
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Wasps = Swamps
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