That Only a Mother Could Love

I'm sure this topic will resonate with parents everywhere: the unfortunate task of making children come in at the end of long day spent outdoors. Oh, the drama! Last night I heard your wartime cry begin from the garage ... as I stood at the stove in the kitchen, preparing dinner. It was 6:45pm; you had been outside at home for over two hours. You were ... a hot mess.

I'll let the pictures do the talking.
I love you, by the way.