Burning the roof of your mouth.
Delivering grandparents' eulogies.
When your favorite TV show airs its series finale.
Double ruptured eardrums.
Running in subzero temperatures.
Running into screen doors.
Trying to remember passwords.
Pruning raspberry bushes.
Shutting your hair in the car door.
Sparks from the bonfire, landing on your skin.
Highly anticipated albums that are lame.
Bands breaking up.
Hollywood breaking up.
Adam Levine's fiancee.
Losing your contact list.
Sneezing through broken ribs.
Dogs in tutus.
Paying full price.
Stepping on plastic horses.
Most status updates.
Having a baby.
And it being August, when she's five.